-
Streaming + Download
Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Purchasable with gift card
$0.89
about
Parody of "Hold It Against Me" by Britney Spears
lyrics
Hey what's your sign?
They all just changed
Cause the earth has realigned
Have to say
Like your Kindle
But my Nook treats me just fine
Got a book
You should read
Called "The Loving Surrender"
Go log in
Get on Myspace
Wanna chat with you online
If you said my iPod was too loud
Just for you I'd probably turn it down
If I said I like your geometry
Would you hold it against me?
Cause you look like Lisa Stone
And I wanna blog with you tonight
So if I said I like your Geometry
Would you hold it against me?
Hey you might think
That I'm nerdy
Just the dorky prototype
I might be
'Little skinny
But we both love technology
There's no chords inbetween us
When we're talking on the phone
iPhone 4
Wanna buy it
I'll be texting you tonight
If I said your iPad trumps my Nook
Would you friend request me on Facebook?
If I said I want your technology
Would you hold it against me?
Cause you look like Lisa Stone
And I wanna blog with you tonight
So if I said I like your Geometry
Would you hold it against me?
(Spoken):
If I said I want your technology
Would you hold it against me?
(Oh ya) (Uh-huh) (Oh geez!)
Text me something now
Don't wanna wait, oh LOL! (LOL-LOL)
Have you seen the DOW?
Like my temperature it's rising now
(Alright)
If I said I want your technology
(...)
If I said I like your geometry
Would you hold it against me?
If I said your iPad trumps my Nook
Would you friend request me on Facebook?
If I said I like your geometry
Would you hold it against me?
Cause you look like Lisa Stone
And I wanna blog with you tonight
So if I said I want your technology
Would you hold it against me?
credits
released January 17, 2011
All lyrics © 2011 by Jacob Knapp
license
all rights reserved