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Jake Knapp - EDC Songs

by Jake Knapp

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Lyrics: Intercom: "Thank you for flying Mile-High Airlines. For those of you who are impatient, actual singing will begin in 3 seconds." I'm an Army of One, and I'm always prepared And when the shit hits the fan I just say the Lord's Prayer If my Memory serves me right, which it does, then beware I keep the trolls and the haters between my cross-hairs Jake Knapp's wigger raps about EDC Make gun owners look bad, and that's offensive to me Well double-click the 'dislike' but I just don't care Talking shit anonymously from their swivel chairs The haters ain't nothin' but pissed-off pessimists Who missed the gist, but that's okay cause I'm an optimist And when it comes down to survival I'm a realist, that's my style Which is why I got my CRKT Minimalist I sit back and relax making paracord thongs While the trolls and the haters diss this YouTube song Go ahead and talk trash if you got a bone to pick I got a Bone Collector to silence you right quick CHORUS: Go ahead and hate on me, diss this video of my EDC You got problems, son, and it's plain to see The opinion of a Troll means nothing to me When I sweep the screen with my Glock 19 The Safety Nazi's look shocked and scream Be a dick, you'll get blocked quick And all I can say is, 'Thaaaank-you!' I got an EDC that'll make your head swell Your panties bunch up and your jaw drop as well I got a G-Shock watch so I'm never late And my trusty Sig Sauer P-238 I keep a medical kit in the back of my whip In case a Troll acts the bitch and needs to get his lip stitched In the backwoods I use a Dajo Survivor Or Victorinox, they call me MacGyver This mace in my hand will leave your face numb Wanna see the Troll's die, put up your TuffThumbz I sit back and relax with my Tactical Hoes While the hater's leave comments like, 'This video blows!' Go ahead and talk trash cause it's what you do best I got clothes and write flows the hater's love to protest (Chorus repeat) 'Is that firearm loaded? Did he safety-check it? Did he just sweep the screen?' I'm the King of EDC with my Kershaw Crown I let it ride in the front of my jeans, tip-down I pimped my Glock, now it's a gatling gun I got a Strider tattoo on my forehead, son I don't mess around, I carry hollow-tips And some extra mags, I never call them clips I blind my enemies with my LD-10 And write underwater with my Fisher Space Pen I use a Gallagher Wave when I need to shave When I wave good-bye I do the Emerson Wave I sit back and relax with my pimped-out knife While the YouTube Trolls try to get a life (Chorus repeat)
2.
LYRICS: This is my EDC video part 2 I know what your thinkin' - Deja Vu I got gear for days and I hate to brag But I got so much swag in my Bug-Out-Bag When I'm out and about in the rain or the snow I got some storm-proof matches and a poncho, yo I got a Zippo Slim and a real nice stogie I cut my cigars with a Benchmade Shoki Don't be jealous of my EDC I got a Chris Reeve Sebenza and a Caly 3 I got at least one pistol on me 24/7 I love slingin' brass with my 1911 Got some instant coffee, Nescafe and InfectiGuard sanitizing spray I got a Pocket Rocket stove by MSR and a fixed blade Made-in-the-USA Ka-Bar Don't be jealous of my EDC I got a custom Fulcrum CRKT I love me a blade with a Spydie hole I got a baseball bat for the YouTube Trolls Got a Douk-Douk knife that's slimmer than me and a Sanrenmu in my EDC I don't like preppies, but I like to prep I got 100' of paracord around my neck I got my first knife when I was only 6 A Victorinox, my dad blunted the tip Now I got a Nontron, you can go ask my mom It's sharp enough to shave hair, this knife is the bomb Criminals intent on tryin' to do harm to me Will think twice when they see my Springfield Armory I've saved the day with my P4 Squirt I wear it on a gold chain under my shirt Don't be jealous of my EDC I got a gold-plated Benchmade 943 I got a Bear Grylls military cup and canteen I got a custom knife that you ain't never seen All the thugs on the street will go run for their mommies when they see my 5 inch Higonokami If I don't want to look like American asshole then I carry my elegant Forge De Laguiole Don't be jealous of my EDC I got a County Comm mini stainless steel Split Pea I got a balisong, I rock it all day long I made my girlfriend a 550 paracord thong If I go to the mall and lock my keys in the car I just pry open the door with my Al Mar I got an Altoids tin to help me survive with a safety whistle and a Kershaw Chive My Delica 4 is so fun to flick I pick my teeth with a Case Toothpick I got a tactical Emerson CQC with a blade tough enough to chop down a tree Christmas day, happy as could be what did I find under my Christmas tree? I got a knife to give away from Blade HQ a Benchmade mini-Grip in baby blue
3.
Sharpening knives is a beautiful art so I’ma show you how to get that blunt shit sharp With a head full of knowledge I am here to impart welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp! Whether 440C, or S30V AUS 8, D2 or ZDP Wharnclif, Drop-point, Recurve, serrated an edge so sharp, the haters can’t debate it From a pocket knife to a dull axe head I’ll show you how to get that mirror edge You’ll learn techniques you can take to heart Welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp! Once you strop, you just can’t stop Welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp! Hone and grind, I’ll blow your mind Welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp!
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The EDC Song 01:16
LYRICS: Peeps is always askin' what's my EDC So I made this video for you to see The gun that I carry ain't Nutnfancy But I rock a Glock cause I ain't a Nancy I got my G19 with a TRL-3 and my backup .380 LCP I got a mini Griptilian in baby blue And an NAA mini .22 in my shoe Got a Swiss Army wallet to hold all my cash And for all the small tasks I got a Sog Flash I got me a stainless Seiko watch And another backup gun inside my crotch I got a Spyderco Bug mixed in with my keys And a Bladetech light when it's hard to see I got a sexy Spyderco Centofante 3 And a neck knife made by cool Kyley the Kiwi I always got me a Benchmade, word to your mother And at least 10 more cause I'm a Cutlerylover Got an Endura cause this knife is the greatest And if you don't believe me you can ask J. Davis That completes my EDC for today Peace out suckers! iPalabra a tu Madre!

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released March 4, 2012

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