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EDC for the Haters
03:19
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Lyrics:
Intercom: "Thank you for flying Mile-High Airlines. For those of you who are impatient, actual singing will begin in 3 seconds."
I'm an Army of One, and I'm always prepared
And when the shit hits the fan I just say the Lord's Prayer
If my Memory serves me right, which it does, then beware
I keep the trolls and the haters between my cross-hairs
Jake Knapp's wigger raps about EDC
Make gun owners look bad, and that's offensive to me
Well double-click the 'dislike' but I just don't care
Talking shit anonymously from their swivel chairs
The haters ain't nothin' but pissed-off pessimists
Who missed the gist, but that's okay cause I'm an optimist
And when it comes down to survival I'm a realist, that's my style
Which is why I got my CRKT Minimalist
I sit back and relax making paracord thongs
While the trolls and the haters diss this YouTube song
Go ahead and talk trash if you got a bone to pick
I got a Bone Collector to silence you right quick
CHORUS:
Go ahead and hate on me, diss this video of my EDC
You got problems, son, and it's plain to see
The opinion of a Troll means nothing to me
When I sweep the screen with my Glock 19
The Safety Nazi's look shocked and scream
Be a dick, you'll get blocked quick
And all I can say is, 'Thaaaank-you!'
I got an EDC that'll make your head swell
Your panties bunch up and your jaw drop as well
I got a G-Shock watch so I'm never late
And my trusty Sig Sauer P-238
I keep a medical kit in the back of my whip
In case a Troll acts the bitch and needs to get his lip stitched
In the backwoods I use a Dajo Survivor
Or Victorinox, they call me MacGyver
This mace in my hand will leave your face numb
Wanna see the Troll's die, put up your TuffThumbz
I sit back and relax with my Tactical Hoes
While the hater's leave comments like, 'This video blows!'
Go ahead and talk trash cause it's what you do best
I got clothes and write flows the hater's love to protest
(Chorus repeat)
'Is that firearm loaded? Did he safety-check it? Did he just sweep the screen?'
I'm the King of EDC with my Kershaw Crown
I let it ride in the front of my jeans, tip-down
I pimped my Glock, now it's a gatling gun
I got a Strider tattoo on my forehead, son
I don't mess around, I carry hollow-tips
And some extra mags, I never call them clips
I blind my enemies with my LD-10
And write underwater with my Fisher Space Pen
I use a Gallagher Wave when I need to shave
When I wave good-bye I do the Emerson Wave
I sit back and relax with my pimped-out knife
While the YouTube Trolls try to get a life
(Chorus repeat)
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LYRICS:
This is my EDC video part 2
I know what your thinkin' - Deja Vu
I got gear for days and I hate to brag
But I got so much swag in my Bug-Out-Bag
When I'm out and about in the rain or the snow
I got some storm-proof matches and a poncho, yo
I got a Zippo Slim and a real nice stogie
I cut my cigars with a Benchmade Shoki
Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a Chris Reeve Sebenza and a Caly 3
I got at least one pistol on me 24/7
I love slingin' brass with my 1911
Got some instant coffee, Nescafe
and InfectiGuard sanitizing spray
I got a Pocket Rocket stove by MSR
and a fixed blade Made-in-the-USA Ka-Bar
Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a custom Fulcrum CRKT
I love me a blade with a Spydie hole
I got a baseball bat for the YouTube Trolls
Got a Douk-Douk knife that's slimmer than me
and a Sanrenmu in my EDC
I don't like preppies, but I like to prep
I got 100' of paracord around my neck
I got my first knife when I was only 6
A Victorinox, my dad blunted the tip
Now I got a Nontron, you can go ask my mom
It's sharp enough to shave hair, this knife is the bomb
Criminals intent on tryin' to do harm to me
Will think twice when they see my Springfield Armory
I've saved the day with my P4 Squirt
I wear it on a gold chain under my shirt
Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a gold-plated Benchmade 943
I got a Bear Grylls military cup and canteen
I got a custom knife that you ain't never seen
All the thugs on the street will go run for their mommies
when they see my 5 inch Higonokami
If I don't want to look like American asshole
then I carry my elegant Forge De Laguiole
Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a County Comm mini stainless steel Split Pea
I got a balisong, I rock it all day long
I made my girlfriend a 550 paracord thong
If I go to the mall and lock my keys in the car
I just pry open the door with my Al Mar
I got an Altoids tin to help me survive
with a safety whistle and a Kershaw Chive
My Delica 4 is so fun to flick
I pick my teeth with a Case Toothpick
I got a tactical Emerson CQC
with a blade tough enough to chop down a tree
Christmas day, happy as could be
what did I find under my Christmas tree?
I got a knife to give away from Blade HQ
a Benchmade mini-Grip in baby blue
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3. |
The Art of Sharp
01:05
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Sharpening knives is a beautiful art
so I’ma show you how to get that blunt shit sharp
With a head full of knowledge I am here to impart
welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp!
Whether 440C, or S30V
AUS 8, D2 or ZDP
Wharnclif, Drop-point, Recurve, serrated
an edge so sharp, the haters can’t debate it
From a pocket knife to a dull axe head
I’ll show you how to get that mirror edge
You’ll learn techniques you can take to heart
Welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp!
Once you strop, you just can’t stop
Welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp!
Hone and grind, I’ll blow your mind
Welcome my friends to the Art of Sharp!
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The EDC Song
01:16
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LYRICS:
Peeps is always askin' what's my EDC
So I made this video for you to see
The gun that I carry ain't Nutnfancy
But I rock a Glock cause I ain't a Nancy
I got my G19 with a TRL-3
and my backup .380 LCP
I got a mini Griptilian in baby blue
And an NAA mini .22 in my shoe
Got a Swiss Army wallet to hold all my cash
And for all the small tasks I got a Sog Flash
I got me a stainless Seiko watch
And another backup gun inside my crotch
I got a Spyderco Bug mixed in with my keys
And a Bladetech light when it's hard to see
I got a sexy Spyderco Centofante 3
And a neck knife made by cool Kyley the Kiwi
I always got me a Benchmade, word to your mother
And at least 10 more cause I'm a Cutlerylover
Got an Endura cause this knife is the greatest
And if you don't believe me you can ask J. Davis
That completes my EDC for today
Peace out suckers! iPalabra a tu Madre!
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