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Don't Be Jealous of My EDC

from Jake Knapp - EDC Songs by Jake Knapp

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Parody EDC rap using esoteric name-dropping and references.

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LYRICS:

This is my EDC video part 2
I know what your thinkin' - Deja Vu
I got gear for days and I hate to brag
But I got so much swag in my Bug-Out-Bag

When I'm out and about in the rain or the snow
I got some storm-proof matches and a poncho, yo
I got a Zippo Slim and a real nice stogie
I cut my cigars with a Benchmade Shoki

Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a Chris Reeve Sebenza and a Caly 3
I got at least one pistol on me 24/7
I love slingin' brass with my 1911

Got some instant coffee, Nescafe
and InfectiGuard sanitizing spray
I got a Pocket Rocket stove by MSR
and a fixed blade Made-in-the-USA Ka-Bar

Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a custom Fulcrum CRKT
I love me a blade with a Spydie hole
I got a baseball bat for the YouTube Trolls

Got a Douk-Douk knife that's slimmer than me
and a Sanrenmu in my EDC
I don't like preppies, but I like to prep
I got 100' of paracord around my neck

I got my first knife when I was only 6
A Victorinox, my dad blunted the tip
Now I got a Nontron, you can go ask my mom
It's sharp enough to shave hair, this knife is the bomb

Criminals intent on tryin' to do harm to me
Will think twice when they see my Springfield Armory
I've saved the day with my P4 Squirt
I wear it on a gold chain under my shirt

Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a gold-plated Benchmade 943
I got a Bear Grylls military cup and canteen
I got a custom knife that you ain't never seen

All the thugs on the street will go run for their mommies
when they see my 5 inch Higonokami
If I don't want to look like American asshole
then I carry my elegant Forge De Laguiole

Don't be jealous of my EDC
I got a County Comm mini stainless steel Split Pea
I got a balisong, I rock it all day long
I made my girlfriend a 550 paracord thong

If I go to the mall and lock my keys in the car
I just pry open the door with my Al Mar
I got an Altoids tin to help me survive
with a safety whistle and a Kershaw Chive

My Delica 4 is so fun to flick
I pick my teeth with a Case Toothpick
I got a tactical Emerson CQC
with a blade tough enough to chop down a tree

Christmas day, happy as could be
what did I find under my Christmas tree?
I got a knife to give away from Blade HQ
a Benchmade mini-Grip in baby blue

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from Jake Knapp - EDC Songs, track released December 20, 2011
© 2011 Knapp Brothers Entertainment

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